Our Illini welcomed Oregon to the *real* Big Ten, tonight.
Yo, I feel like the United Nations is gonna send special investigators to Champaign-Urbana over the weekend…
CUZ OUR HOOP SQUAD GOT TOO MANY WEAPONS.
So many beautiful sequences of basketball. We straight up broke Oregon. We busted their ***es so hard, the last 8 minutes felt like a pickup game at the Y.
This has got to be one of the best 3 day stretches in Illini sports history, no? (And one of the worst, in Oregon’s ).
Eh, but on some real s—: a bunch of y’all owe the Humrichous family a recorded video apology and some flowers, maybe a gift card.
I almost feel bad for Dana. His team did everything they needed to against KJ and Tomi in that first half, but it meant nothing because Jake and Dra came to play.
Oregon could be an NIT team, and this result would have me ecstatic for the rest of the year … but they’re not. They’re a top 10 team. And we just embarrassed them on their home floor.