Those are some pretty darn good lyrics actuallyFor some reason I've always remembered this LSU lyric from a now-probably-banned Randy Newman song:
"College men from LSU
Went in dumb, came out dumb too
Hustling 'round Atlanta in their alligator shoes
getting drunk every weekend at the barbecues"
Don't know if it's still true, but as someone who spent time in Atlanta, it feels pretty accurate from a couple decades ago.