Hansberry officially down to five ... ILL, PSU, Miami, Auburn, V Tech ...
@sacraig ... You know what to do ...
We got this! I’ll explain my theory:
Virginia Tech- We already poached Chester. He’s the best thing they had goin. Now what have they got left? Bimbo Coles memorabilia in the lobby? Whoop dee-doo! Besides, they’re a football school.
Auburn- It’s too damn hot down there…and I’m not talkin’ just because it’s South of the Manson-Nixon Line…I’m talking about the kind of blood curdling heat you get from being in the vicinity of the Prince Of Darkness. The Devil Went Down To Bama and He’s Been Lookin’ For Souls To Steal. Besides, they’re a football school.
Miami-Hurricanes? (Hell, it’s right there in the mascot name.)…Hurricanes, Swamps, & Mosquitoes the size of Hummingbirds
vs Cornfields, temporary Fog, and the occasional Flash Flood…hmm?…tough choice. Also, what’s more likely to tear into your leg a gator or a coyote? Besides they’re a football school.
Penn State-Please! Cellar Dwellers. They’re 2-3 years away at a minimum. Besides, they’re a football school.