Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread
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pruman91
- Paducah, Ky
The drink that cures what ails you................................It really really does..................................
2 tablespoons apple cider vinegar
2 tablespoons clover honey
8 oz.'s filtered Zero Water
microwave for 1 minute
stir and drink
Tastes good too......................thank you pru for giving me the heads up on this great drink........
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You're civilized, I'd just shoot it. Not like it tastes any worse than Malort...
sacraig
- The desert
Blow on it first. And don't buy anything from Starbucks.
Did you mean to send this to your wife?
Have you ever seen the unaired Malort commercial? If not, give it a watch on YouTube. Good stuff**.
**the video, not the liquor
The Sprouting Divot
Invisible and Bulletproof
- Miracle Mile
If you view Malort as an extreme and intense sensory experience, it has the potential to become an almost transcendent refreshment.
Isn't the portal closed?
I think it closes tomorrow, May 11.
Stevegarbs
- Mokena, IL
Malort is good stuff.
Illin618
I forgot the last i in my username
- Southern IL
Only in a nightmare do I see CoHawk transferring lol
It occasionally triggers an out of body experience, so perhaps…
pruman91
- Paducah, Ky
Did you mean to send this to your wife?
Although Caramel Frappuccino$ are outrageously priced …this seems extremely ungrateful.
Some are just S.o.S.
~Stuck on Stupid
So... for kicks and giggles, I asked Chat GPT to "write a press release regarding Coleman Hawkins entering the transfer portal." Here's what it came up with:
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Renowned Jazz Saxophonist Coleman Hawkins Enters Transfer Portal
New York, NY - The jazz community was rocked today by the news that legendary saxophonist Coleman Hawkins has entered the transfer portal. Hawkins, who has long been regarded as one of the greatest jazz musicians of all time, announced his decision to seek new opportunities in an emotional statement released earlier today.
"I want to thank all of my fans, friends, and colleagues for their support over the years," Hawkins said in the statement. "It's been an incredible journey, but I feel like it's time for me to explore new musical opportunities and challenge myself in new ways. I'm excited to see what the future holds."
Hawkins, who began his career in the 1920s and played with some of the biggest names in jazz, including Louis Armstrong and Duke Ellington, has been a fixture in the jazz world for decades. His unique style and innovative approach to improvisation have influenced countless musicians and helped to shape the course of jazz history.
While many in the jazz community were surprised by Hawkins' decision, his colleagues and friends expressed their support and admiration for the saxophonist.
"Coleman has always been a trailblazer, pushing the boundaries of what's possible in jazz and inspiring generations of musicians," said fellow saxophonist Sonny Rollins. "I know he'll continue to do great things, and I can't wait to see where his journey takes him next."
Hawkins' decision to enter the transfer portal has sparked speculation about where he might end up next. Some jazz insiders have speculated that he may be considering a move to a different record label, while others have suggested that he could be planning to collaborate with new musicians or explore different musical genres.
Regardless of where his journey takes him, there's no doubt that Hawkins' contributions to the world of jazz will continue to be felt for years to come.
Contact:
Jazz News Network
jazznewsnetwork@jazznet.com
555-1234
Yes, Piper updated today that he does not see that happening.
IlliniwekKDR
- Colorado Springs, CO
I had never heard of this thing until today. I saw it mentioned on an Instagram post this morning (somebody was adding it to a protein shake but I didn't understand it was alcohol lol) and now I've seen it referenced for the second time today on this board.
Illiniblueorange
- Pontoon Beach IL
jesus christ guys
You know , I am very impatient when it comes to the beloved , because I bleed orange and blue.
but when 0440, DB, LvilleILL post something i take a breath and hold on for the ride .
Who else do most of us have to get inside info from ??
so why does everyone get their panties in a bunch and ask the same question every day , I dont get it .
Anyway , thank you guys for all the info and sorry you have to be second guessed all the time .
Why apologize? I'm one who completely buys into the insider info. That said, if there was no second guessing, you wouldn't have anything posted on here outside of tuna fish and gifs. People that care about the program are going to have thoughts and worries. That's what fans do.
I've never blocked anyone on here but this comment may change that, Steve.
Malort tastes like grandma's perfume was filtered through a Chicago dumpster on Saturday night and collected in a dirty gym sock before being wrung out into a shot glass made of regret.
I'm not saying I never drink it. But I'm a chronic self-saboteur and would rather not be reminded of that while imbibing in some late afternoon Loyalty escapism.
To bring this back around to the proper topic, I've grown to detest this new era of recruiting, but as fluids go, recruiting tastes at least 100x better than Malort.
DaChief4ever
- Urbana
Don't see CoHawk advancing.....I thought Kofi was a better player and he's playing in Japan.
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