Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

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Probably hasn’t told anyone because he’s changed his mind 5 times this morning … 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
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Yesterday most of you acted as though you had no confidence in both CH and TSJ coming back. i posted three times that they were, that coleman droped from draft. and that RayJ would announce before friday that he was coming to Illinois. I'm not going to state was is not fact.
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This recruitment has been really weird, think he's going to end up at Baylor but I don't blame the staff for still being confident that Illinois ends up on top here in the end.
 
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Probably hasn’t told anyone because he’s changed his mind 5 times this morning … 🤷🏻‍♂️😂
I heard he’s going hats on the table and using the eenie meenie miney moe technique. So if one can successfully guess which hat he’ll start with he/she will know decision 20 seconds or so sooner than everyone else.
 
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I have no idea where RayJ ends up, but our fan base should have dropped the “woe is us,” waiting for the other shoe to drop complex years ago. I get some of you just baked that persona into your personalities at this point, but this program has recruited as well as nearly anyone in the conference over the last several years, and it hasn’t slowed down.

“Prepare for the worst, hope for the best” is not the same as having an inferiority complex with every decision because ~you’ve been hurt before.~ 🙃
 
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Staff will figure it out no matter how this goes today.
They know the kind of player we need to complete the roster.
 
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I heard he’s going hats on the table and using the eenie meenie miney moe technique. So if one can successfully guess which hat he’ll start with he/she will know decision 20 seconds or so sooner than everyone else.
As long as he starts to put on a Baylor hat, then puts it down and puts the Illini hat on his head
 
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altgeld88

Arlington, Virginia
My sources tell me that he has rented Cliff Alexander's dad for the occasion. Papa A will sit next to him, grinning lecherously, which is his core competence. Hats will be provided, natch, including (as a kicker) one for a program that no one realizes is a frontrunner for RayJ's services.

NutPunch Talent Management, a division of the Eric Gordon Group, is producing the event. Papa A, facing a much-diminished income stream in recent years, is on retainer for EGG.
 
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