Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

[sacraig]

Illinois basketball in contact with big-time transfer portal forward

The 2024-25 season has yet to come to an end, but the Illinois basketball coaching staff is surely already looking at the transfer portal. Numerous names have h

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Rees Woodcock alert.

 

[sacraig]

Has anyone seen @Iamgroot and Rees Woodcock in the same room?

The only one still sharing Woodcock articles on this board, and he does it all the time. Just saying.

Groot is made of wood...

 

[Joel Goodson]

you've been Woodcocked

you know it's bad when your name is made into a verb

admirable consistency though

 

[the juiceman cometh]

Groot is made of wood...

It goes deeper than I ever could have imagined:

 

[Battle89]

Well my applause gif was very carefully chosen in an attempt to keep it going...

 

[Iamgroot]

Has anyone seen @Iamgroot and Rees Woodcock in the same room?

The only one still sharing Woodcock articles on this board, and he does it all the time. Just saying.

Lol i can assure you I'm not reese woodcock.i do apologize normally I let people know it is a reese woodcock article and allow people to decide if they want to read it.just been under the weather the past week.ill do better

 

[Iamgroot]

It goes deeper than I ever could have imagined:

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Lol I love it you'll bringing the comedic today.this post gave me a good laugh to start my day thanks.lets all enjoy a great day of some basketball

 

[hin10]

Lol i can assure you I'm not reese woodcock.i do apologize normally I let people know it is a reese woodcock article and allow people to decide if they want to read it.just been under the weather the past week.ill do better

Sounds exactly like something that someone that IS Reese Woodcock would say.

/s

 

[Battle89]

But are their growth plates open?

Growers vs Showers

 

[Joel Goodson]

sorry, no dick joke:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1902749388641800486

https://twitter.com/x/status/1902770125998264699

 

[Illinifan74]

Dix not out yet.

I think I would get fired, as I am still at work...

 

[Emerson Bigguns]

One will likely have a DGL type role … One will likely redshirt …

Who does what will be determined in summer workouts and practice …

Lee is a bucket and Wagler can do a little bit of everything and the kid is a freaking winner …

Who gets on the court will likely be determined by defense …

As long as neither of them take Jace Butler's role...

 

[soupy17]

As long as neither of them take Jace Butler's role...

Speaking of, he's in the portal if we want another shot at him lol

 

[Joel Goodson]

Glynn's son would look good in O&B

 

[mhuml32]

Glynn's son would look good in O&B

I thought the same. Can get to the hoop in the worst way.

 

[kleine]

sorry, no dick joke:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1902749388641800486

https://twitter.com/x/status/1902770125998264699

you're telling me we won't have Dix-Wagler?

 

[jmwillini]

And our new mascot...

 

[Battle89]

Sounds exactly like something that someone that IS Reese Woodcock would say.

/s

Phallus once, shame on you. Phallus twice, shame on us.

 

[1m4tr]

I was so excited seeing +9 on this thread. How deflating!!!!

 

[foby]

Far from a done deal to Creighton. They are the leader right now though but we are in the mix.

It's good to be in the Dix mix.

 

[jmwillini]

sorry, no dick joke:

 

[jmwillini]

If we get Tomi's brother, can Aidoo come with him?

 

[and 69 others]

And A.J. Storr enters the portal … now.

 

[BrimfieldBomber]

And A.J. Storr enters the portal … now.

How are we......nevermind. PTSD.

 

[BrownBoxSpecialist]

Surely we at least entertain AJ if he wants to come here right??