Oh word? That make *so* much sense.
So check it (and this is embarrassing)... But I got an uncle named Milfred. Good guy, real stoic, no non-sense, one of these dudes who be cleanin his rifle in his down time and you always kind of wonder why. Like, you don't hunt, why you stay cleaning your gun? Anyways, we used to play ball together before his knee just couldn't do it anymore, and you know, when you hoopin with someone and y'all runnin on the break, you don't have time to pronounce every damn syllable in they name. Especially if I'm ballin with my Greek friends, like Andronicus or Xenophanes. So, when I hooped with my uncle, I would shorten his name, and just be like, "yo Milf, lemme get it down low", "who you d-in tonight, Milf?", or "alright Milf, lemme see your best Charles Oakley impression". And - like I said, this mad embarrassing - I hadn't the slightest idea why random dudes would always bust out laughing at us when we played together. Until, one day, I needed to go pickup my uncle at his job cuz his pickup truck wouldn't start, but I couldn't for the life of me remember where his office was. I thought the internet might be able to help. See, I'm not real good with technology, man. And for some reason, I thought if I searched his name and some words relating to his job, Google would tell me where his office was. So I typed in 'Milf', 'hamster', and 'experiments'. My uncle is a biologist and they do a lot of animal testing at his work.
Needless to say, the search results taught me a lot about the modern world.
Yeah, all this is mad strange to share on a basketball forum, for sure. But, this is how it relates to the game today: being a sports fan reflects human life most vividly in the way that it guarantees suffering. If you a fan of a team, you gonna suffer. It's literally unavoidable. In sports, your team loses, they play like sh*t, they get clowned. In life, you lose your job, your car breaks down, your partner leaves you for an Indiana Hoosiers fan. The thing is, when sh*t gets bad, we like to analyze, dissect, debate, make 3D prints of why things are bad. And it usually leaves us feeling worse. Sometimes the best way to deal with a hard situation is to bring the humor out of it, until things get better.
Things *will* get better.
-On3