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Good morning everyone...........Billy Mays here .....................Hope you have had a great Holiday season ........
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Working in conjunction with DAN the MAN and Dr. Walken , we have a new novel item to help cure your posting blues...
Are you posting more and enjoying it less ??.............Are you having a multitude of your posts deleted ???????????....Are you losing likes or not getting likes like you used to ?????????????????..............Well , we have the solution to your dilemma.....................
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The all new TOPIC TASER.....................................It allows you the chance to experience whether your post is "" ON TOPIC "" or not .....With the help of Dr. Walken and DAN the MAN'S wonderful cooperation , Loyalty has incorporated this device to monitor all posts starting today @ 6 am............
If your post is deemed "" OFF TOPIC "" , you will receive a small electrical shock to keep you "" ON TOPIC "" and help you come to the understanding of what is or isn't shockworthy.........................
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Here is Dr . Walken with a clearer picture of this new and exciting cure for trolling or just plain lack of common sense ......OK , Chris.....
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Thanks Billy...........He sure was a great guy , wasn't he ??......I miss him , I really really do ........Anyways , DAN the MAN and I have been working diligently behind the scene's to make your posting and reading pleasure more abundant and fulfilling....With the help of the Ancients........................
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Hi everyone ......................................
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we can now use the Ancients technology to wirelessly put this feature into play today.......So ,before you hit your enter key , maybe you might want to re-read your post and see if it is "" ON TOPIC "" or not.....It may "" shock "" you to know it wasn't ......Thank you and happy posting everyone.......