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Mizzou Employee Causes $100,000 In Damages While Joyriding Through Basketball Arena
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Illwinsagain
- Cary, IL
Going out on a limb here, at 4 am, alcohol may have been involved.
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Classic Miznoz... gives a whole new meaning to driving down the lane..
haasi
- New York
Guy will be getting a wakeup call soon, if he hasn't already, from many sources.
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Or practicing three point turns...
Internet says it's a class E felony. IANAL, but that sounds like a game changer.
God forgive me for joining the puns.
Not good for him, he'll have to pass (with no assist) on the Passat for a long, long time.
There's a new nickname for the Mizzou couch... "one skid mark on the court"
MainelyIllini
- uh, Maine
This Escaladed quickly.
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TownieMatt
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- Chicago
"Conant turned himself on Sunday 12 hours after the joyride."
Jeez, that's one way to do it.
.......wait, I've got more (stolen from Reddit)...
Eh probably not a big deal... All of the other uncontested drives in Mizzou Arena the last few years have probably caused more lasting damage to the basketball program.
Jeez, that's one way to do it.
.......wait, I've got more (stolen from Reddit)...
Eh probably not a big deal... All of the other uncontested drives in Mizzou Arena the last few years have probably caused more lasting damage to the basketball program.
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Nice steal :thumb:
I'm gonna go with meth in this case.
Like most Mizzou home games, there were no witnesses to the incident.
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Must be a dedicated point guard. Practicing his Passat 4am on a Sunday morning.
I was surprised they gave him a charge because the fence was outside the restricted circle area.
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MainelyIllini
- uh, Maine
These car puns are getting tired and exhausting. I need a brake. 
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Wonder if he was doing burnouts laying down FOOFUR in rubber on the court. $100k is child's play, our Illini idiots were doing $600k in damage 30 years ago.
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