Illinois B1G Order of Hatred
Seriously, We Really Actually Hate You Division
1. Loosiers- It has been decreed. It is law.
2a. scUM- You beat the greatest college basketball team in history with the greatest nickname in college basketball history. Die.
2b. I diots O out W andering A round - That sort of says it all.
4. Ohowihateohiostate- You tarnished 05' and you don't even like basketball.
5. NW- Don't you have a test to study for? Why do you even have sports? Just get out of our state annoying genius' and take your stupid screaming girl with you.
We'll Pretend A New Rivalry Is Beginning Division
6. Minny- Your court is stupid.
7. Wisconsin - We know you hate us and it doesn't really bother anybody.
8. MSU - Actually, begrudgingly, we sort of have to respect. It's fun to watch your coach's face.
9. Purdue - You're like the ok neighbor we don't mind having a drink with in the backyard, but only to make fun of our other neighbor.
10. Penn St. - I actually, literally forgot you were in this conference. Sorry, not sorry.
11.Nebraska- Could you just go ahead and trade conferences with Miznoz so we can make them #2c on this list?
12. Maryland- I guess turtles are kinda cool?
13. Rutgers - You're actually not going to be here much longer. The American Athletic Conference is on line 2. Sorry.