I'll reply, though anyone who has spent more than twelve seconds in here knows my feelings already...even I am getting annoyed with myself.
I don't see the need for any mascot, and think they are a bit silly. Maybe more so for us, whether that be because of our former symbol or because our name represents soldiers fallen in battle, both reflecting more solemn thinking. Others feel mascots are fun, help bring in the next generation, etc. - all good points, I just feel differently.
Nothing against birds at all and think kingfishers are pretty good looking. There's an alternate universe where the Chief never existed and I am arguing in favor of the kingfisher.
But where I suppose you can accuse me the most of tin-foil-hatting is that I do not believe it stops with the mascot. Show me all the Robert moniker articles or other declarations from those favoring the change that you want, and I will still not buy that the ultimate goal is not changing the name. And having a bird mascot in O&B already on the sideline just opens wide that door. Nobody fights as hard as those groups have done to just add a dancing bird to the sideline.
... because the ultimate goal of course
is changing the name.
Apart from that, however, the conversation appears to miss the central issue: mascots are organic. They're a result of ideas bubbling up from the grassroots market and something sticking because it resonates widely and gains traction. Alma Otter was a lark and completely unserious but it stuck to some degree because it resonated. The kingfisher? Not from what I can tell. Alma Otter's great IMO because it and
F1GHT1NG 1LL1N1 (just kidding about the font) can coexist easily. And, it can also be For the Children(TM).
Michigan doesn't have or want a mascot and its fans seem happy. Indiana didn't miss having one at all until it revived, as an afterthought and a la
Jurassic Park, the bison from the 50s (or whenever it became extinct at IU.) The bison makes sense. It's the symbol on the state flag and appears in various places around Indiana (in the span of eight hours last August I encountered bison statues on the lawn of the town hall in Batesville in SE Indinia, and outside The Beef House in Covington.) Plus, the Hoojin faithful appear to dig it. I mean, the woman in front of us on that horrific recent September evening, the one whose horror I won't ever be able to cleanse from my soul, turned around and somewhat sheepishly explained the bison's origin to us (which was sweet), but people in the stadium really seemed to be into him. I think he's cool, particularly when parasailing into the stadium.
A grassroots, uncoordinated groundswell that results in an Illini mascot (and I do mean Illini): great. One that's the result of astroturfing methods or, almost as bad, committee? He!! no. Regarding a committee or university administration deciding this matter, I'm reminded of Robert Conquest's Third Law of Politics: the behavior of any bureaucratic organization can most simply be explained by assuming that a cabal of its enemies control it.
In the absence of a genuine popular movement for a specific mascot, assume that whatever we'll get will be what Iowa, IU, Purdue, Wisconsin, OSU or Michigan would choose for us as they rubbed their hands with malevolent glee. For instance (and yes, I picked this one specifically because of the sign):