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Old Sep 4, 2011, 04:54 PM   #1
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Damn I have to shorten it so I can add these short stories, The Bertrand Files is too long...hmmm...#JoeTales is the new one..

#Shoutout to Joe Bertrand..funniest kid in the world..#JoeTales are short stories told about Joe, n they wont stop until he gets a twitter

#JoeTales he got a pop from a vending machine, it gave him a quarter but he was suppose to get 50cents..in anger he unplugged the machine

#JoeTales we were walking on a sidewalk n this sprinkler splashed him a lil..in anger he grabbed it and tossed it in the grass upside down

#JoeTales you don't EVER want to get on Joe's bad side...you'll never be safe & he will do everything in his power to make you uncomfortable

#JoeTales in Italy this lady was serving us ice-cream and Joe was inconspicuously chomping on the cones Rofl http://lockerz.com/s/135866887

#JoeTales (probably one of the best) "Why don't you have a twitter Joe?" --- "Because I get nervous when people follow me.." HAHAHAH

#JoeTales he got sick of 1 of the coaches taking his stool to watch film so 1 day he grabbed the big seat http://lockerz.com/s/135874126

#JoeTales don't ever attempt to throw something away around Joe, 99.9% of the time he will block you from throwing it out for no reason

#JoeTales playing against lil kids @ ubben & he hid behind the hoop n this kid thought he had a wide open layup Joe jumped out & blocked him

#JoeTales kid drops his phone in class, Joe picked it up, put it on loud, called his #, put it back, then called back..his ringer went off

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Old Sep 4, 2011, 04:58 PM   #2
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Haha. Those are pretty funny, especially the one about turning the guys phone on loud and then calling it.
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Old Sep 4, 2011, 05:46 PM   #3
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I like him jumping out and blocking the lil kid's lay up. Knock em down a peg, Joe! lmao
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Old Sep 4, 2011, 06:37 PM   #4
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Dude BP3 is absolutely hilarious. If you all haven't you should check out his youtube page...only a few of them on there but when you are so use to seeing the serious down to business b-ball guy it is refreshing to see him have some good clean fun and share it will all of us!
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Old Sep 4, 2011, 11:09 PM   #5
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This was entertaining. Keep it up.

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Old Sep 6, 2011, 06:23 AM   #6
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#JoeTales dont ever try & interrupt him during a sotry..he'll act like everything is all fine & dandy but then when you try..#forgetaboutit

#JoeTales were eating dinner n I go "Joe wat is that?" idk it's so good" "I think it's a lamb chop" "whell then I love lamb chops"

#JoeTales theres a video of him running from half court w/Juan behind him, he jumped from the freethrow line,Juan pushed him until he dunked

#JoeTales 1 time he took the wrong bus from the 6pack 2 irwin & beat us there..said he had been waiting..took him an hour to admit he ran
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Old Sep 6, 2011, 07:48 AM   #7
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These are hilarious... really opens us up to how tight these guys are and what all goes on behind the scenes... I'm hoping they let them leave twitter open for the season...
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Old Oct 25, 2011, 08:01 AM   #8
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Any more

Those were funny, any more #JoeTales
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Old Oct 25, 2011, 08:05 AM   #9
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Those were funny, any more #JoeTales
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Old Nov 29, 2012, 05:39 PM   #10
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#Joetales is offically getting a twitter...Brandon is tweeting the countdown now!

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Old Nov 29, 2012, 05:44 PM   #11
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JOETALES

EVERYONE FOLLOW @iJoeTales THE ONE AND ONLY TWITTER ACCOUT OF JOSEPH BERTRAND

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Old Nov 29, 2012, 05:52 PM   #12
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Joe Bertrand is on Twitter- https://twitter.com/iJoeTales




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Old Nov 29, 2012, 05:54 PM   #13
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Wow going into the vault nice find Dan.

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Old Nov 29, 2012, 06:30 PM   #14
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showing him the twitter ropes, @iJoeTales goes "stop tweeting so much, I'm gna unfriend u" I'm like u can't unfriend ppl on twitter lol

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Old Nov 29, 2012, 06:32 PM   #15
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BP3 is the best.

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Old Nov 29, 2012, 08:30 PM   #16
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I just followed Joe, and he already has almost 2,000 followers.

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Old Nov 29, 2012, 08:34 PM   #17
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lol BP3 at it again...

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#B1GACCchallenge ends in tie, tie goes to whichever conference has #JoeTales
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