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Old Oct 15, 2014, 06:43 PM   #1
CARPET
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COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISIS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH.

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to ALLAH.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and

highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.
Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it's not noticeable.

Please enjoy the security provided for you by the Armed Forces of America.

Best regards,
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Old Oct 15, 2014, 06:51 PM   #2
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Haha, technology, when properly utilized, can be a very useful thing!

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Old Oct 15, 2014, 08:16 PM   #3
IlliniJim20
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COPPER COATED MICROCHIP IMPLANT ALLOWS ISIS TERRORISTS TO SPEAK TO ALLAH.

The implant is specifically designed to be injected in the forehead.

When properly installed, it will instantly allow the terrorist to speak to ALLAH.

It comes in various sizes: Generally from .223 to .50 cal.


The exact size of the implant will be selected by a well-trained and

highly skilled technician, who will also make the injection.
No anesthetic is required. The implant is likely to be painless.
Side effects, like headaches, nausea, aches or pains are extremely temporary.

Some bleeding or swelling may occur at the injection site. In most cases, it's not noticeable.

Please enjoy the security provided for you by the Armed Forces of America.

Best regards,
Took me a minute , but
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