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[FromTheLogo]

I gunna say it again.... 180* to our player recruits, the longer this goes the more things are in our favor................................
IMO.

If I was leaving for so much more money, I'd be gone by now. Period.

 

[logjam]

I've graphed an incredibly scientific and objective morale x time relationship on IL since Monday night. If we've learned anything from this week it's that we'll never learn.
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Kinda looks like the Acewolf results.

 

[Illini1984]

More accurate:

 

[JFGsCoffeeMug]

The ILLuminati

 

[JW]

You caught me. I am OA's agent. I have been spreading misinformation on this website in an attempt to convince everyone there is a bidding war happening right now for OA's services. But that's a lie. In fact, the entire concept of OA is a lie. He's a paid actor who has been hired to distract Illinois residents from learning about the chemicals the government is secretly adding to our drinking water.

Every sportswriter and person who has mentioned the bidding war on social media or on a message board is part of this conspiracy too. We've been thwarted. The Illuminati won't be happy about that.

 

[Illini9089]

It sounds like Kentucky counteroffered and than Illinois re-counteroffered. We aren’t messing around.

Sounds like storage wars........somebody is gonna get a good one dropped on them

 

[OrangeNTude]

Our staff will be Calipari, Brad Stevens, and Elon Musk by the end of this

Don’t forget...with Billy Donovan as associate athletic director for basketball.

 

[Joel Goodson]

You caught me. I am OA's agent. I have been spreading misinformation on this website in an attempt to convince everyone there is a bidding war happening right now for OA's services. But that's a lie. In fact, the entire concept of OA is a lie. He's a paid actor who has been hired to distract Illinois residents from learning about the chemicals the government is secretly adding to our drinking water.

Every sportswriter and person who has mentioned the bidding war on social media or on a message board is part of this conspiracy too. We've been thwarted. The Illuminati won't be happy about that.

Dude, you're en fuego this evening.

 

[Noblesville Illini]

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What's your frequency, Kenneth?

 

[Illinoise]

You caught me. I am OA's agent. I have been spreading misinformation on this website in an attempt to convince everyone there is a bidding war happening right now for OA's services. But that's a lie. In fact, the entire concept of OA is a lie. He's a paid actor who has been hired to distract Illinois residents from learning about the chemicals the government is secretly adding to our drinking water.

Every sportswriter and person who has mentioned the bidding war on social media or on a message board is part of this conspiracy too. We've been thwarted. The Illuminati won't be happy about that.

This is crazy. Can’t believe I fell for this. I knew Orlando’s hair was too good for a basketball coach. We’re you kidding about the water thing though?

 

[CogDog]

It sounds like Kentucky counteroffered and than Illinois re-counteroffered. We aren’t messing around.

 

[ChiefIlliniwek2]

My sources say OA had made his decision. Just waiting for Tipton to finish his edit.

 

[ChiefIlliniwek2]

Orlando Antigua's mom loves Brad Underwood

 

[Emerson Bigguns]

My sources say OA had made his decision. Just waiting for Tipton to finish his edit.

I just hope his growth plates are still open.

 

[illiniguy]

My sources say OA had made his decision. Just waiting for Tipton to finish his edit.

DId he get a wildcat tattoo or a kingfisher?

Also, did he hit like on any of Calipari's or BU's posts?

 

['16caine]

I’ve had more to drink than I care to mention. Can someone sum up what’s going on in one sentence. I’ll read it tomorrow. OA back, Chin back Liddell transfer and kofi back. Nvm I’m good. Night boys

 

[skyIdub]

JDubs is so good he convinced UK boosters to contribute to our assistant fund too.

 

[BigMuddyMonster]

I heard the OPH came in at the 12th hour with lifetime vouchers for Antigua & family. It was too much for Kentucky to overcome.

Syrup bois came through for the program.

 

[DB11Headband]

We have our assistant coach. Good night.

 

[FollowMeDontFollowMe]

We have our assistant coach. Good night.

Yeah but who?

 

[illiniguy]

Yeah but who?

I don't think he means Gentry.

 

[skyIdub]

Yeah but who?

Larry Bird

 

[sacraig]

Larry Bird

 

[orange100]

Keep them Cups firmly in Place, Lads. Goodnight.

 

[APS iMBA]

Gotta say I love the use of the GIFs here on page 14... Hopefully there are some pop culture ones of tears of joy in our future.