You caught me. I am OA's agent. I have been spreading misinformation on this website in an attempt to convince everyone there is a bidding war happening right now for OA's services. But that's a lie. In fact, the entire concept of OA is a lie. He's a paid actor who has been hired to distract Illinois residents from learning about the chemicals the government is secretly adding to our drinking water.
Every sportswriter and person who has mentioned the bidding war on social media or on a message board is part of this conspiracy too. We've been thwarted. The Illuminati won't be happy about that.
