It has been comprehensively destroyed because a few dollars tomorrow means more to the people running things than preserving anything we love about the sport.
While the "pretend this isn't happening" current is done with its time in the barrel, I nominate the "nostalgia on meth" current to be next.
ANYTHING we love about the sport? Really? Some thoughts about CFB broadly first, and then Illinois specifically:
- I'm sure there's a specific strain of Alabama fan whose sole source of contentment is winning the Iron Bowl, but there are vastly more who are also loving a life that includes a generational rivalry against Clemson, a weirdo blood feud with Texas A&M, a regional pride standoff with Ohio State, and all these other things that would sound like science fiction to a Tide fan in 1970. Wailing about the passing of old rivalries (as is
always done, my earliest memory was when the Big XII was formed and killed the Southwest Conference) is easy to do because the things that may take their place are unknowns - we can't compare them because they don't exist yet.
- One of the best things about college football is that the football is subpar. You can get away with things in CFB that will never fly in the NFL because the players and coaches are too good. Maybe you can argue that this is going to make the football in the SEC and the B1G
so much better that CFB in those conferences will lose that - but I'm as yet unconvinced on that front.
- We're keeping bands, right? And tailgates? And the fact that these things will all coalesce in autumn, the King of Seasons? Those are not-insignificant parts of what make CFB great.
- Again, good riddance to bowls, in my opinion the dumbest thing going in American sports. Pull back for a minute and think of how much of this sport got sucked into the vortex of inanity that birthed the TaxSlayer Bowl:
"We have to schedule our non-con smartly!"
"Why?"
"So we can get to 6 wins and become bowl-eligible!"
"But why - most bowls don't mean anything?"
"But this is the only way to unlock the super-secret extra practices that are The Way You Build Programs!"
I know the GrittyPilled argument - that this dumb disorganized mess of a sport richly deserves all the meaningless pageantry Meineke Car Care can bestow upon it - and it has some merit. I am, to put it mildly, very open to alternatives.
For Illinois specifically:
- Maybe this is due to my specific age, maybe this is due to the fact that I am unsentimental to a fault, but there's just not a ton there in our specific Big Bucket O' Tradition. Our rival with the highest ceiling for true bad blood just self-immolated. Iowa is loathsome, but they care about Minnesota, Wisconsin, and Iowa State more, and in any event I don't need them on the schedule to enjoy the Brian Ferentz Experience from afar. This is where someone will shout about Michigan or about the Illibuck and buddy, let me tell you we did not need conference expansion for those two schools to not even clock that we exist outside of their game week. We've got some promising coaching-tree/tie-in things cooking with Purdue and Wisconsin - that's great! Your hardest-core Mike White Era Enthusiast would scoff at the fact we are spending energy thinking about those two schools.
- I take the Sam-I-Am approach to seeing Illinois play and win. I would take them against Washington at Soldier Field. I would take them in LA. I would take them in Ann Arbor in an empty Crisler Arena. Football or basketball, I will take the wins here or there, I will take them anywhere, and I will not for a moment have any regret that "this is not your father's Big Ten". You might say we are going to lose more in this bigger and better conference. Maybe. But maybe not. And in any event, I'd rather lose to UCLA in a conference game than lose at home to San Jose State in a failed scheme to collect enough achievement points to make the Beef O'Brady's Bowl.