Pregame: Illinois at Nebraska, Thursday, January 30th, 7:30pm CT, FS1

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pruman91
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1. Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side.

2. What kind of concert only costs 45 cents? A 50 Cent concert featuring Nickelback.

3. What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine.

4. I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

5. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

6. To the guy who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

7. I had a crazy dream last night! I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea.

8. A crazy wife says to her husband that moose are falling from the sky. The husband says, it’s reindeer.

9. Ladies, if he can’t appreciate your fruit jokes, you need to let that mango.

10. Geology rocks but Geography is where it’s at!
 
#127      
pruman91
11. What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

12. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

13. Can February March? No, but April May.

14. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

15. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

16. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

17. My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

18. Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.

19. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

20. I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!

21. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

22. So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

23. My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

24. Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.

25. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
 
#129      
Illini-Rule
pruman91 said:
11. What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

12. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

13. Can February March? No, but April May.

14. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

15. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

16. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

17. My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

18. Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.

19. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

20. I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!

21. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

22. So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

23. My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

24. Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.

25. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Can I steal those jokes?
 
#133      
Vinegarben
Without Tomi to spell Rez there is nobody else in the middle that can play good solid defense. If the Illini come in and only play half-!!! basketball it will be a long night. Nebby will be up for this game and the crowd will be nuts. I still remember [can't think of year but I believe it was under Weber] the Illini came into Nebraska favored and they literally beat the crap out of us. [Does anyone remember that game?] I think the coach was gone after that.
 
#140      
RollChief
Don't want to beat a dead (or sick) horse here, but does anyone have any idea on expectations for Tomi?

We have a stretch of survivable games but curious how he's progressing. Would be a bummer not to play Duke at full-team health.

The most prominent recent example I can think of an athlete out with mono in recent memory is former Jets QB Zach Wilson in 2021 when he was out for a month with it.
 
#141      
swampyd
pruman91 said:
11. What was Forrest Gump’s email password? 1forrest1

12. Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? I heard the food was good but it had no atmosphere.

13. Can February March? No, but April May.

14. Need an ark to save two of every animal? I noah guy.

15. I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something.

16. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

17. My grandpa has the heart of the lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.

18. Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.

19. A man sued an airline company after it lost his luggage. Sadly, he lost his case.

20. I lost my mood ring and I don't know how to feel about it!

21. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

22. So what if I don’t know what apocalypse means? It’s not the end of the world!

23. My friend drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how his Mercedes bends.

24. Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak.

25. I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
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Thank You Pru !!! I needed a laugh
 
#142      
blackdog
RollChief said:
Don't want to beat a dead (or sick) horse here, but does anyone have any idea on expectations for Tomi?

We have a stretch of survivable games but curious how he's progressing. Would be a bummer not to play Duke at full-team health.

The most prominent recent example I can think of an athlete out with mono in recent memory is former Jets QB Zach Wilson in 2021 when he was out for a month with it.
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The quote before the NW game was that the timeline for him is that they were hoping he would be available by the Rutgers game.
 
#146      
thefalcon5
RollChief said:
Don't want to beat a dead (or sick) horse here, but does anyone have any idea on expectations for Tomi?

We have a stretch of survivable games but curious how he's progressing. Would be a bummer not to play Duke at full-team health.

The most prominent recent example I can think of an athlete out with mono in recent memory is former Jets QB Zach Wilson in 2021 when he was out for a month with it.
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I believe that spleen swelling is the most likely reason he’s being held out. You don’t want to play around with that.

I also believe there isn’t medication available to help with that. Combine that with extreme tiredness and basketball is a tough sport to play.

I’d assume if he was feeling really bad he would be told to not push himself to even sit on the sidelines, conjecturally I’ll take that as a positive timeline wise.
 
#148      
Birdus
thefalcon5 said:
I believe that spleen swelling is the most likely reason he’s being held out. You don’t want to play around with that.

I also believe there isn’t medication available to help with that. Combine that with extreme tiredness and basketball is a tough sport to play.

I’d assume if he was feeling really bad he would be told to not push himself to even sit on the sidelines, conjecturally I’ll take that as a positive timeline wise.
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It seems to me that coach said that he played sick at Michigan State. That was a bad move. Probably just didn't know. Yes, there is medication. I do know that they can use corticosteroids for swelling of the spleen. I have taken them. So there is an effective way to reduce that. Unfortunately, since it is very sensitive area internally, he will have to play it safe awhile without any contact. While he may be out for a few weeks longer, it may take him another 3 weeks or so to get back to speed. Rutgers may be pushing it. I hope I am wrong. Now I am not a doctor but I have had experience with this ailment and know others that have.
 
#150      
DeeIL89
Hoiberg always coaches his team to play hard. However, Nebraska is not great this year.
 
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