Recent content by The Sprouting Divot

I recently read something claiming that NC State has finished with at least three wins and three losses every season since 1975. No cities given, and I don't care enough to look it up or figure out what program might be in a distant second, but that seems like a remarkable achievement of...

"rub yourself with Vaseline and squeeze yourself through the tight window"

I'm delighted by how upset Fat Pitzgerald is.

Majestical. Rhymes with "testicle."

In the 1920s, the word "bikini" was not atoll used in the same way that it's most commonly used today.

I don't disagree with anything that has been written about Hurley thus far, but the game of college basketball as a whole is undeniably better off by having him.

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The argument you reference here relates to his unfortunate wardrobe choices.

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Given that we failed to beat Wisconsin last year, the bolded portion is challenging to reconcile - could be interpreted as him being "unplayable" or cited as an example of how a deeper bench might have made a positive difference.

I don't blame him one bit for having a huge chip on his shoulder. I can't remember whether it was a Maryland game or a Nebraska game (all those frustratingly familiar and predictable collapses blend together for me...) but he was about the only player giving a !!!! or holding his own at the...

Pretty goddamn petarded if true.

You're the expert, WhereWillWill.

5s play 12s and 4s play 13s. ~~~~~~ I hate this new paradigm and I hope that those responsible for it will die of syphilis quickly and painfully.

Of course it's !!!!ing Duke.