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Ubermensch

BOOM! Feed my ego.
If you could have your pick of any Assistant Coach to fill the final spot, who would it be and why?
I don't know, but our insiders have assured us with GIFs that it will be an NBA assistant.
 
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From what I've heard here the last 2 weeks, it appears we should have our ac3 this week, next week, or the week after. I feel pretty confident about my contacts info on this.
Or how about next year?
 
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Kendall Gill’s Uncle: “Hearing we will have a 3rd AC by the start of the season. Not sure about the sources, but I’m confident this will end up being true.”

Look deeply at the revelations of Quantum Physics. Think ‘Schrodinger's Cat’.

There is one box sitting in front of Illini Nation. When one of us opens the box, The Beloved already have their Third AC. When another of us opens the box, The Beloved has no Third AC. Both circumstances exist SIMULTANEOUSLY at all times.

So this is all very simple. The Illini HAVE their Third AC. And they also DO NOT. And just maybe they should think about adding a Cat to the staff as well.

There is also the added feature of WHO that Third AC is in the box that has one. That same Quantum Physics says that everyone that has been named here as a potential coach... and everyone else who hasn’t... is also in that box. Guess maybe they better add a few staff positions just to be safe.
 
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The new team mascot will be named the "Speculator" and we will be known as "Speculation Nation"! He will run around the field and arena dressed as an iPad with gifs and memes displaying speculations of all things Illini! Some of our better gif generators can be involved in Game Day production! He will also have a trusted companion called "The Insider" who will supply him with more accurate but not guaranteed information during timeouts and halftime.
 
#61      

JFGsCoffeeMug

BU:1 Trash cans:0
Chicago
We need Abraham H. Parnassus as our AC3.

Adam Driver Win GIF by Saturday Night Live
 
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Kendall Gill’s Uncle: “Hearing we will have a 3rd AC by the start of the season. Not sure about the sources, but I’m confident this will end up being true.”

Look deeply at the revelations of Quantum Physics. Think ‘Schrodinger's Cat’.

There is one box sitting in front of Illini Nation. When one of us opens the box, The Beloved already have their Third AC. When another of us opens the box, The Beloved has no Third AC. Both circumstances exist SIMULTANEOUSLY at all times.

So this is all very simple. The Illini HAVE their Third AC. And they also DO NOT. And just maybe they should think about adding a Cat to the staff as well.

There is also the added feature of WHO that Third AC is in the box that has one. That same Quantum Physics says that everyone that has been named here as a potential coach... and everyone else who hasn’t... is also in that box. Guess maybe they better add a few staff positions just to be safe.
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#67      

pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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I'm seeing there still is some conflict with gif-ting by members of the far right wing non gif-ting crowd.....We have had some amazing results in the chat forum here, in the Gifs Anon thread there....click forums at the top of the page, then click chat , then click Gifs Anon and check it out...It's free and very uplifting to the correct frame of mind individuals....

see you there..............................
 
#69      

Ransom Stoddard

Ordained Dudeist Priest
Bloomington, IL
I've decided to start ignoring some that are over gifing.

Sure hope one of them doesn't post anything mind-blowing.

Takes too long to get through all the nonsense
I have a lot of confidence that anything mind-blowing will get posted more than once, and that when actual news starts occurring again you'll be able to see it.

Until then...


The Goldbergs Lol GIF by ABC Network
 
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