Fire at Memorial Stadium

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Looks like there's a fire at/near Memorial Stadium right now
Yeah lots of smoke. Someone on reddit listening to a scanner says there's a water main break as well and trucks are going to horseshoe

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Picture is from a friend at about 1st and Chalmers. Smoke is also filling up the Ike courtyard apparently

Second edit: Heard from someone that a lawnmower caught fire under the horseshoe.
 
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I think the plan was:

Step 1: Have a great season, creating high expectations for 2023.

Step 2: Use those expectations for 2023 to sell 10,000 new season tickets

Step 3: Have a great start to the season, getting us to a new high of enthusiasm and national attention not seen in this generation

Step 4: Start a mower on fire to destroy the SEZ horseshoe which most people hate

Step 5: Use unfortunate accident and enthusiasm from step 3 to get a new seating area for free through donations of our ravenous fan base

Whoever started the mower fire didn't get the memo.

Seriously though, hope no one was hurt!