The Portillo's Chocolate Cake-shake is one of the best inventions ever..
..and I hate you. No freaking Portillo's, Lou's or Giordano's in Peoria and I can't figure out why. Peoria is full of slothenly hog feeders who love them some good old food loaded with fat, carbs and flavor so sales would not be an issue.
Easy on Ptown bruh! lol