Chat GPT has it easy with these announcements
1st paragraph: Thank deity of your choice. Be sure to say you’re blessed.
2nd paragraph: Thank the coaches, staff members and the university you’re leaving behind.
3rd paragraph: Thank your teammates (“brothers”) who you’ll never turn your back on — except, of course, for this one time.
4th paragraph: Thank the fans and praise them, even though you know they’re going to immediately trash you on social media.
5th paragraph: Say you’re leaving and that you’re looking forward to the future. A future that doesn’t include all the jerks you just lauded.
Optional hashtags referencing gods plan or claiming former school will always be in your heart.