Illinois Hoops Recruiting Thread

[Dan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1968009617260286354

 

[skyIdub]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1967000354295603622

Like @Indy Illini Fan said, our rivals are recruiting 4*/5* while we took on a 3* with no hm offers... Competition is getting stiffer by the day

He kinda looks like someone that would attend Iowa tho

Crystal Ball to Iowa was on his birth certificate.

 

[Joel Goodson]

very punchable face, so it figures:

https://twitter.com/x/status/1968031763231588697

 

[Dan]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1968035597664260160

 

[pruman91]

Crystal Ball to Iowa was on his birth certificate.

lol , good one bro...................

 

[ptgrd23]

Indiana is going to regret not firing Woodson a year earlier and hiring Dustin May for the next 20 years. May is killing it!
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1968031763231588697

 

[texillwek]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

 

[RollChief]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

Now THIS is a Michigan man I can grow to hate

 

[pruman91]

Now THIS is a Michigan man I can grow to hate

I already do..............

 

[sacraig]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1967000354295603622

Like @Indy Illini Fan said, our rivals are recruiting 4*/5* while we took on a 3* with no hm offers... Competition is getting stiffer by the day

He kinda looks like someone that would attend Iowa tho

I'm a little surprised Alfred E. Neuman has any eligibility left.

 

[sacraig]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1968009617260286354

H...how does one improve size, especially when already 7'1"?

 

[Hoopster]

H...how does one improve size, especially when already 7'1"?

 

[BalloonsTheElephant]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

I retract my statement. I can't be mean to a 17yr old kid, even though he did choose Michigan. Good luck in your basketball career.

 

[jamarvelous31]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

Like most "Michigan men", he looks like a 1980s teen ski movie henchman so I had AI do it for me:

 

[MarvinShee]

Indiana is going to regret not firing Woodson a year earlier and hiring Dustin May for the next 20 years. May is killing it!
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https://twitter.com/x/status/1968031763231588697

I think you better call your mother, and tell her you won’t be home for suppah.

 

[Ryllini]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

Kid has a little Zellweger in him

 

[Big Jack]

very punchable face, so it

Skip

 

[21ChampaignSt]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

Fun fact: This is actually the son of David Bowie and Buzz McCallister from Home Alone.

 

[NarrowJ]

giving Sid Vicious vibes

 

[Username]

Fun fact: This is actually the son of David Bowie and Buzz McCallister from Home Alone.

I see more Byrne than Bowie, but spot on with Buzz.

 

[pruman91]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

looks like lipstick and a dangling right earring.......so goth..........

 

[EyeoftheIllini]

As a redhead, this cuts deep lmao

Just saw this. It’s tough being a redhead.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1967592993939964369

 

[Lee]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

 

[PasadenaIllini]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

Here are Michigan fans posing with their newest basketball recruit.

 

[rtbritt]

Imagine this derpy fella dunking all over you

As a barber, I HOPE this kid did not go to a BARBER….I hope if someone asks him where he went, he says “the lady who cuts my mom’s hair.”…or at least Sports Clips..