Glad you liked it. It was meant to be absurd.
1. I know nobody claimed that a database existed. My point is that for a random group of 12 athletic administrators to keep track of a thousand+ different story lines, it would necessitate some kind of database. After a long weekend, making tons of difficult decisions, I'm skeptical that anyone in the room cares, much less has it top of memory, that Akron's coach used to coach at Illinois. And I'm skeptical that a database exists. If you want to argue that these are subconscious decisions, I guess that's plausible but it still requires them to have these super obscure facts about EVERY TEAM somewhere accessible in their minds.
2. What is the supposed motivation?
3. That's exactly right. Humans are obsessed with patterns. And sometimes we see patterns that aren't actually there and assign meaning to them because we hate the thought of coincidences. Announcers will get their talking points regardless. That's what they're paid to do.
Of course, I don't know any more about this than you do. So, you may be right. I haven't seen any convincing proof though.
Your 1st and 3rd points, along with @Fighter of the Nightman ’s comment about how it’s not exactly binary (no thought to narratives vs full blown conspiracies with big boards covered in strings connecting teams/players/coaches/podcasts together) is probably the most pragmatic way of looking at it.
Almost entirely unrelated but KenPom has a portion of his site that tracks total commitments by percentage, meaning which colleges subscribers to the site follow/track. Illinois is 4th on this list. Pretty good indicator of a dedicated fan base that you’d want to cater storylines for, maybe?
