I'm convinced that after the Louisville game we won in the '05 Final Four to advance to play UNC, we were swapped into an alternate universe where being an Illini basketball fan is like being in love with a girl who's your best friend and, while you might make out with each other from time to time, you're really never getting out of the friend zone and have to watch her date other guys, hoping you'll one day marry her, but that day never comes(yes, I have personal experience with this and PTSD).Honestly - I've never felt more rug-pulled or robbed of should-be reality than I do as an Illinois basketball fan
It goes all of the way back to the 1984 Regional Final vs Kentucky
Then the Flyin' Illini in '89
Deon Thomas stuff
Sean May
Bruce Weber tailing off into John Groce's tenure
Loyola Illinois
Covid tournament canceled
TSJ allegations
Whatever peruvian fruit bat flu we had last season
And now a b2b Jeremy Fears 'poor old Jeremy redemption tour' plus another injured starter and whatever I just watched this evening
Bruce Pearl is really running the simulation, isn't he?
ISNT HE
The universe we left, the Illini crushed UNC and we've won 14 of the past 20 NCAA tournaments.