“No waiver requests, redshirts or exceptions will be permitted, except for a small group of outliers (those on maternity leave, military service or religious missions).”
PLAYER: I hurt my ankle so I’m on a religious mission.
NCAA: What’s your religion?
PLAYER: The Church of Communal Imbibement. We meet every Friday and Saturday night at Kams. My mission is to convert the non-believers and have them join our thirsty flock.
NCAA: That’s not a real religion!
PLAYER’S LAWYER: Let’s let the court decide what a real religion is, shall we?