Awesome - thank you, sir!
For those considering going, game time will be relevant for many of us. Per the site AyoDos11 linked, these are our probabilities of getting each seed:
Likelihood of Seed
25.4% - #8 seed
24.2% - #9 seed
16.1% - #7 seed
10.9% - #10 seed
10.2% - #6 seed
4.5% - #5 seed
3.1% - #4 seed
2.9% - #3 seed
2.3% - #11 seed
So, to start off, there is a 97.7% chance that we do NOT play on Wednesday (#11 seed or lower). There is also a 93.6% chance that we do NOT get a double-by. Conclusion? We are VERY likely (91.3%) to play our first game on Thursday. Given those odds, I am only going to look at the Thursday paths (so not everything will total to 100%).
As far as game times go, being on the bottom half of the bracket (2-3-6-7-10-11-14 seeds) is way better. There is currently a 42.8% chance that we wind up down there. Overall, these are the likelihoods of our game times, per my sometimes-suspect math:
49.6% 11:00 am on Thursday, 11:00 am on Friday, 12:00 pm on Saturday
27.0% 5:30 pm on Thursday, 5:30 pm on Friday, 2:30 pm on Saturday
10.2% 8:00 pm on Thursday, 8:00 pm on Friday, 2:30 pm on Saturday
4.5% 1:30 pm on Thursday, 1:30 pm on Friday, 12:00 pm on Saturday
Since those times stay roughly the same, this is the main point if you are a working man/woman in Chicagoland who wishes to attend a game after work:
54.1% chance we play at 1:30 pm or earlier on Thursday and Friday
37.2% chance we play at 5:30 pm or later on Thursday and Friday
Should we make it to the weekend, these are the overall probabilities of our Saturday game time in case you were deciding whether to do brunch or lunch! (Note this won't tie exactly to the Thursday-only scenarios above.)
57.2% chance we play at 12:00 pm on Saturday
42.8% chance we play at 2:30 pm on Saturday
Of course, this will all be completely different in a number of hours.
Keep winning!