I know you’re joking, but despite the 7-22 month, the Cubs are in the second wildcard spot.
The plan looks to be to limp along with Imanega, Assad, Rea, Boyd and Peterson as starters while using the Des Moines shuttle to keep the bullpen stocked with fresh AAAA arms.
Try to win as many 6-5 games as possible until the trade deadline when you start getting Brown, Taillon, Cabrera and hopefully a trade acquisition back in the rotation. Hopefully Palencia, Steele and another trade acquisition can shore up the pen.
But for this strategy to work, the offense needs to be the one from April and the last couple weeks and not the disaster we saw in between.