Lol.
On a more serious and off-topic note, I think it definitely helps us that historically there really hasn't been this "can't-say-no" job in the Big Ten like a Duke / North Carolina in the ACC or how OSU / Michigan function on the football side of things for us. I know that will bruise the ego of Indiana historically and even UCLA now, but there are a lot of good basketball jobs in the Big Ten, and I feel like the gap between them is small enough that schools will always stand a good chance of keeping their coach.
For example, Indiana routinely ranks above Illinois and Michigan State on job rankings that I see, but ... whatever perceived gap there is seems pretty small to me. If Illinois and MSU enjoy "worse resources" in some way, it is to a small enough degree that Indiana would likely have a difficult time pulling off that poach. Compare that to some younger, Dusty-May-esque coach who goes to Virginia and has them rolling ... if Duke comes calling with a blank check, I think it'd be hard for many in that situation to say no.
TL;DR
We are lucky that - despite protests from Indiana and UCLA fans - we don't have some program within the Big Ten that just exists in a stratosphere way above the rest of us.
