This is where it feels like Michigan has some fan out there making wishes on an old monkey paw, asking for championships, only for the curse to come due during and immediately after each one (I know administrative incompetence is probably the curse itself, but more fun to think about this way).
In 2023, Michigan put together its best football team in a long time, only for the Connor Stalions sign-stealing scandal to become the overriding storyline. They still won the championship despite the controversy, prior and subsequent coaching suspensions, and all the noise around the program. Then Harbaugh left, the program was handed to Sherrone Moore, which obviously spiraled further.
Their basketball team put together a top-tier roster (by slithering around, tampering, and doing whatever else goes on behind the scenes) to win a championship and then have their coach leave for the NBA at the eleventh hour right before the season starts, leaving the entire roster in question.
Seems like a curse to me. As an Illini fan, it is a lot more enjoyable (and sustainable) winning the right way.