Don't know if we can put the toothpaste back in the tube after that one.
I'll see myself out.
I’m sure Colgate is just so tired of all the dental puns they get all the time. They must think that puns are just so cheap and annoying!
So instead... let’s take a ‘Close-Up’ view of the game today from the high ‘Crest’ of viewing the game from ‘a good and solid chair’ and with our ‘mouths wide open’ from the seeing an awesome Illini performance (at times). Giving us all 'grins'.
Illini really ‘drilled down’ today. And this greatly ‘impacted’ and ‘bristled ‘their opponents. Leaving them with a ‘bitter taste in their mouths’ and wishing for a ‘good mouthwash’.
At times the Illini appeared ‘bright and brilliantly white’. And other times they began to ‘show stains and started to look dull’. But nothing that a ‘good overall cleaning’ wouldn’t help.
You don’t need an ‘X-Ray machine’ to see the Illini have a really good ball club that puts ‘a smile on your face’. Good and healthy game ‘chops’.
The rest of the Big Ten and others need to ‘chew’ and ‘bite down’ hard on that. Our Beloveds put ‘strong teeth’ into their schedule. Their opposition just has to
‘swallow’ hard.
Still, at times Coach U has to ‘chew’ our guys out and get them to 'open up' and ‘savor’ the moment instead of ‘grinding things’ out too quickly and missing how ‘tasty’ a good game of roundball can be.
Regardless, the Illini are always going to be a ‘Make an Appointment’ to Watch. It’s fun to watch them ‘brush aside’ all those who dare to flare their ‘gums’ at them.
And that’s something all of us can savor. No more ‘bad taste’ to the end of the season where we need to ‘clean our palate’ and look 'Six months ahead'. Let’s hope for an ‘Ultra-Bright’ finish to this Illini Season. And not just another ‘Rinse and Repeat’.
(And yes... I’LL follow you out now!...)