The last 15 days on the Loyalty board.
INSIDERS: We’ve got money and we’re going hard after Vaaks and Blackwell. It looks promising. But retention is the top priority.
LOYALTY: Yay! Superteam!
INSIDERS: Boom! We got Vaaks!
LOYALTY: Yay! Superteam!
INSIDERS: Pushing very hard for Blackwell. We’ve got the money. But retention first.
LOYALTY: Yay! Superteam!
INSIDERS: Boom! The “Triplets” are back! Ironing out details with Andrej. Blackwell still in the mix.
LOYALTY: Yay! Superteam!
INSIDERS: Boom! Andrej’s back!
LOYALTY: Yay! Superteam!
INSIDERS: Looks like we’re out of the Blackwell sweepstakes. I’m guessing you can figure out why.
LOYALTY: What?!? Why?!?
INSIDERS: Come on. Figure it out.
LOYALTY: ???
INSIDERS: Think about it.
LOYALTY: ???????
INSIDERS: ((sigh)) Blackwell backed off the day Andrej returned? Get it?
LOYALTY: So we’re broke?!?!
INSIDERS: ((sigh)) No… money is not a problem.
LOYALTY: So we’re just sitting on a pile of money?!? Can’t the coaches count???
INSIDERS: Yes, they can count. We’ll likely add more. Just not right away.
LOYALTY: So we’re gonna go into the season only eight deep?
INSIDERS: No, I said… ((facepalm)) ((sigh)). All is fine.
LOYALTY: I know what that means! All is NOT fine! PANIC!!! PANIC!!!
INSIDERS: Relax! Look… the staff knows who they want and what they’re looking for.
LOYALTY: Okay then… here’s a list of 40 players, all of whom would be a good fit and are desperately needed.
INSIDERS: You’re not gonna get any of those guys to come in and play backup to the backup.
LOYALTY: But you promised us a superteam!!!
INSIDERS: I’m getting too old for this sh*t.