Old-age Anon....(OA)

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Summoning Lord Pru

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Where could he be

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Lost in this maze we call life

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Just like Kofi.....he'll be back

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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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LOL.......................

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You guys are awesome.......
Anyway , I want to announce to the board our new addition to the pruman91 family .......

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This is Lilly-pru21......Isn't she beautiful......??
We kept our pregnancy secret except for family and close friends........She is healthy as a horse....my lady's breast milk is 20 % THC content and our doctor

( Dr. Shaddup N. Bendover ) says that is an acceptable percentage for healthy brain wave growth........

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We are at an undisclosed location enjoying the sun and fun away from the papparazzi......Life is good....it really really is...................

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My lady is doing great.......She already wants another baby.........Go figure ..........................

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Much much more later.............................
 
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LOL.......................

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You guys are awesome.......
Anyway , I want to announce to the board our new addition to the pruman91 family .......

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This is Lilly-pru21......Isn't she beautiful......??
We kept our pregnancy secret except for family and close friends........She is healthy as a horse....my lady's breast milk is 20 % THC content and our doctor
( Dr. Shaddup N. Bendover ) says that is an acceptable percentage for healthy brain wave growth........

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We are at an undisclosed location enjoying the sun and fun away from the papparazzi......Life is good....it really really is...................

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My lady is doing great.......She already wants another baby.........Go figure ..........................

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Much much more later.............................
Glad your back!!
 
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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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Hello all............................Time to restart this thread.........I needed some time off .............Will be restarting the Music Anon thread in a week or two also....

I'm looking out my living room windows and seeing the progress in the upcoming 3 day Music Fest here in Paducah at the Carson Park Fairgrounds starting tomorrow afternoon.......Sounds good , huh ?............Well, it's billed as a country music get together and that's just NOT my cup of tea......The only name I recognized was Lynard Skynard...........I never was a big LS fan , more of an Allman Bros fan............Don't know if i will be able to survive but I will be 420-ing as much as possible to save my sanity......


Finally broke down and bought a washer and dryer for my apt......Kinda cramped but no more laundromats for me and the cost of doing laundry at home compared to going out is less than half....I was surprised at that tally ....I really really was.....

My best bud has recuperated from his heart issues somewhat , but a week ago he got tangled up in the defrib chest device, fell out of bed and cracked 2 ribs and hyperextended his left elbow........We had a good laugh about his misfortune , but I'm worried that sooner or later he is going to crash and burn from all the maladies he has to face......His 36 year old son has had to move back home , and his son is an alcoholic....big time alky........

I'm going to start out slow and build back up to where I was here at a pace I am comfortable with..........

Bear with me please.........


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I'm back.........................................
 
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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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Good morning all...........................Cloudy here in Paducah with a 70 % chance of rain......If that happens it will damper the last day of the music fest across the street from me.....As you all know i am a big music lover , but hearing a bass riff at 11 pm rattling my windows the last 2 days has me ready for it to end today.........

I have been having some issues with my health and finally decided to do a detox of my system......I went to a doctor in May for the psoriatic arthritis and the treatments had put me off worse than when i first went to the doctor.....So , no more steroids, no pills at all , including aspirin and nervive.............doing a clean out and I have lost 10 lbs in the last 2 weeks by limiting calories and smoking 4 packs of cigs a day.....( not really , 2 packs probably )

My parents are still around , at 92 and 91.......tough genes..................I don't know if i want to be around that long and be dependent on others for basic life issues but we shall see what comes.....

I'm still getting back into this thread and i just posted a new music anon post....Don't know about reviving the gifs anon thread just yet........

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I've told my man to slow down some, so we can have our alone time , so blame me for his lack of posting .....My man , my pru.....

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My lady means so much to me and my mental stability.....she really really does.............

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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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Morning all................................Well, I survived the 3 day country music fest , barely...........So many shot julebox's laying around from bubba's gunfire......

The rattling of my bedroom windows ceased Sunday night @ 11 pm and finally back to normal today.......I did an enormous amount of 420's to cope with the decadent music blaring since Friday @ 11 am.....Probably would have 420'ed anyway but it is what it is.....

I had to go downtown to the court house to renew my tags on my car and there was this dude wishing everyone who walked past him a " Merry Xmas"..
Some peeps said it back and then turned away smiling....i looked at him and said ""Happy New year ""....might as well play along with him....he was smiling from ear to ear....Inside the court house there was around 50 peeps and only 5 of us had on masks.....I will not voice my opinion on masks other than to say I wear one always when outside my residence......I'm still nervous about the new delta mutation and the gigantic increase in hospitalizations and deaths......


Just got done talking to my apt manager about some work I want to do to my apt out of my own pocket and she gave me the go ahead....She is a very attractive lady with large breasts and skin as smooth as a camel's a**.....legs that go on forever....and a smile that melts my will to be a good boy....Oh well, its the way I have always been around the fairer sex.......


That's about it for me today other than to say it's good to be alive and posting on this wonderful board.......

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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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hello all......It's a great day to be alive........In a prior post i think i said i was doing a detox on my body....No meds or aspirins, etc....well, i can proclaim that i feel better today than anytime since I started seeing Dr. Shaddup N. Bendover....I think he is a quack and have no intentions of returning to his grisly clutches......
so I will maintain my course of action as I really really do feel better....

As far as the neighbor lady, yes we did consumate our desires and i will say it was well worth the time....here is another pic of her that she said i could share with my illini bros.......................

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She dyed her hair black just for lil ole me....Ain't that sweet of her ??

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I get goosebumps when i see that pic....might have to give her a call later today.....oh my, life really is great....Please don't tell my lady anything about this new relationship....she really wouldn't understand .....she really really wouldn't.......

My bud is still recovering from the heart problems and fracturing 2 ribs falling out of bed.......i tease him about the ribs.....i still laugh thinking about what he must have thought after hitting the floor......

I finally bought a washer and dryer for my apartment....I don't think i said anything about that , but I'm too lazy to look it up......I love not having to get out and the cost to do laundry at home is less than half what it was at the laundromat , not even factoring in the time to load up the car, drive there and then the time to get clothes done...usually took 3 hours start to finish ......

my parents are still alive and kicking at 92 and 91.......dad and I talk a lot about cardinal BB now that they are making a push for the playoffs....he told me he had some hallucinations one night last we....i asked how was it ....he said it didn't bother him too much....better than being 6 feet under.....he's a pistol..

well , I've got an award winning meatloaf ready to be attended to.....Meat loaf , mashed taters and green beans with maybe my neighbor lady for desert....

Life really is great ....Enjoy your's every second and don't be afraid to ask for what you want ....you just might surprise yourself and get it......

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being neighborly does have it's benefits....It really reall really really does..................

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Will you be my neighbor ???......................
 
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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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Good morning all............................it's been raining here in paducah off and on for about 24 hours, overcast and is a great time to be listening to Traffic , " When the eagle flies " CD , doing a 420 and looking at my neighbor's body as we lay here contemplating another round of getting to know each other better.....

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"" Hi guys....pru has told me so much about you'all that i think i know you too.............pru is such a good man....tends to my needs like no other....can't believe he will be 70 years old in 8 days....has the stamina of a 25 year old....but I'm not complaining at all.......later guys ""

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What can I say bros.......??....lol...............

my bud called me yesterday....he finally got out of his house by himself and went to his families campground to be by himself for a few hours ....We talked about a multitude of subjects but I knew he was holding back something....I've known him for 60 + years and we have been together a lot , buzzed and straight and I just waited till he was ready to " dump his bucket ""....that's sales talk for getting to the important subject matter..

he has an appointment for an MRI Wednesday in St. Louis for his prostrate problems.......I could tell he is worried about this....if you have been an ardent reader of this thread then you will remember that he has a lot of health issues besides this prostrate deal....

I listened intently , withholding any comment till he paused in his thoughts.......I tried to build him up with the thought process of being strong and waiting until after the procedure and getting the results before he went off the deep end, but i don't think I was successful in helping him keep an even keel heading into Wednesday........he's my best bud, been my best bud all the time i've known him ......he called me b/c he knows I have his back and will talk honestly to him...Just how I am .......
We talked for 1 1/2 hours......he was just sitting on his dock there at his campground....I have been there numerous times getting buzzed with him sharing our thoughts together....he had 4 brothers initially ....he is the oldest of the 5 and 3 have passed away already....My bud is 70 and doesn't expect to hit 80........ I will listen to him as long as needed but i interrupt him when he gets on that jag of thought.......

I am feeling so much better since I quit taking the meds that my quack doctor put me on .....I have lost 20 lbs and feel a lot stronger now....Gonna start walking again at the start of October....slow but sure ...I was walking 3-4 miles a day before covid hit, and i want to get to 1 mile daily and then see how I feel....

That's the thing with old-age for all you young whippersnappers.......it takes preparation now to do the things I took for granted 20-30 years ago....even my trysts with my neighbor has to be planned so i don't fail in my obligations to please her.....And from what I hear I haven't failed yet.....:cool:


my parents are doing good , so I guess I will go and find something to munch on .........Any Ideas guys..................???????????????????

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Scream it .....dream it......believe it.........succeed in doing it....................

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"" Like a good neighbor , pru is there ""
 
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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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Good early early morning all.....I'm still up , all excited about my cardinals and their 11 game winning streak.....A stat i was reading earlier had the Cardinals prediction of making the playoffs at 3.45 % on September 7th.....16 days later the prediction is at 94.5 %....Thats one big jump in 16 days....I'll take it and with Wainright on the mound today @ 1 pm cdt I'm thinking we have a great shot at making it 12 straight....

You know, this old-age deal has it's benefits and burdens.....I confronted one of those burdens earlier this last afternoon....can you guess what it is ????

C'mon guess...................Give up ??? OK

Toenails.............................yep, those knarly , crusted , thick projections coming at the top of your toes.........First off, it's harder to raise your leg up over the other leg to get a good view of what needs to be done....Secondly, what tool to use to complete the dreaded task at hand.....It's not a task to take lightly as you could cut too much nail off and bleed to death ...well, maybe not bleed to death , but make a mess on your carpet and also cause some unwelcome pain....pain in the toenail area is no laughing matter ....anyone who has stubbed a toe and tore off a nail knows exactly what I'm talking about....

So, back to the toenail pedicure.......I have clippers, scissors and I wish I still had my professional strength Buffalo grinder, but alas , I sold it at my moving sale years ago.....Also, the older you get , the thicker your nails get....Sometimes the clipper isn't wide enough to get around the nail....there you have to come at it sideways and clip the nail at a 90 degree angle...now what if you clip to far down ???? thats where the blood comes gushing out and impedes your task to the point of wanting to give up.....But, the trooper I am , I persevered till the task was complete.....I only drew blood on 3 toes , a major improvement on the last time i tried this burdensome task........

So again, to all you young whippersnapper's , enjoy your days of smooth , easy to clip toenails , as the time will come (hopefully ) where it will be the last thing you want to do , even worse than cleaning the toilet , which is another matter all in itself....


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had another tryst with the neighbor lady.............whew, she has an appetite that is truly substantial , but i have been able to meet her needs so far ( her words )........she's a looker and is very warmhearted .....She will do anything for me and I respect and ENJOY that immensely....every chance i get BTW....

I haven't spoken to my bud yet since his trip to St. Louis and the MRI on his prostrate....Don't want to rush him at all....i'm sure I will talk to him today or tomorrow ....I don't have a clue how long it will take to read and diagnosis the test , so all i want to do is be the best bud i can for him and be there when he needs me......Again , I have known him for 60 + years and he is my bestest bud, hands down , case closed , period in the world in my life ...Not much i wouldn't do for him if i could do it.....

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Well, Spot's telling me it's time to go back to bed.....he's such a good dog....he really really is and I love him .....so does the neighbor lady and Spot loves her too.......he really really does ...............

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This is how i looked and acted when I drew blood tonight on them toenails........maybe she will kiss them and make them all better ...I'll ask her and let you'all know what happened...stay tuned for that riveting newsflash....................

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Making personal hygiene a priority in my old-age.....Society thanks me for it, I'm sure..........
 
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pruman91

Paducah, Ky
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Clarifying my aura........................



BTW, today is my 70th birthday.....I received an orange Illini Fleece blanket and a big orange Chief Flag (6 ft) from my special human being daughter

She is a wonderful daughter.....she really really really really is ...................................

LIFE IS GOOD !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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