I began mining the net for reasons to hate Iowa. Please feel free to add to the list.
REASONS TO HATE IOWA
Iowa stinks. In actuality, figuratively and literally. The place smells. I'm hoping that the Illini do not bring back the collective stench of the state of Iowa. Hate Iowa more if they do .Between the fertilizer, abundance of methane-producing heifers and steers and the Maid-Rite sandwiches that the state holds dear, Illinois is essentially heading into the Midwestern United States version of Chernobyl. Here's to hoping that the Illini make it back okay.
Herbert Hoover If your parents or grandparents suffered during the onset of the Great Depression or anytime throughout, you have Herbert Hoover to thank for it, and Iowa to hate for it. Hate Iowa because their greatest president is also coincidentally the worst president in the history of our nation. Anybody who claims Warren G. Harding to be the worst obviously didn't have to live within the confines of a shanty down in Hooverville.. And sure, Hoover moved away to the woods of Oregon after becoming an orphan, didn't graduate high school but graduated from Stanford with a degree in mining engineering. Yes, I know. But yet, the formative years help make the man. But yet, his perpetual legacy lives in the state of Iowa giving those native Hawkeyes a reminder of their social standing in the minds of collective America.
Iowa Corn is Garbage Jimmy Crack Corn here to tell you that Iowa corn gets fed to the lowest status mules on the farm here in the Land of Lincoln. Illinois sweet corn is a dellicacy. and Iowa's is garbage, if we're being honest. We are being honest .Not only is it lacking in quality to the Illinois corn kernel, native Iowans are responsible for the misconception that ethanol was the fuel of tomorrow and not just an environmental hazard. The only corn/ethanol product that Iowans legitimately translate into actual fuel is facing an entire bottle of gas station whiskey on top of a 1970s RV before the American Ethanol E15 250 held annually the Iowa Speedway.
Their Uniform Suck Their uniforms look like the Pittsburgh Steelers.Back in the day Iowa actually asked the Steelers for permission to use the Black and Gold uniforms for Iowa , so they actually WANTED to look like the Steelers ! Sad!