pruman91
- Paducah, Ky
Our world is but an oyster with SCUM being the shiniest of treasure pearl ever known to mankind......I don't know what any of you are talking about.
The BestPeople(TM) have long assured me that the Michigan Man is superior in intellect, character, and physical vitality to all of his pedestrian Big Ten brethren, and on par if not exceeding the most elevated of boarding-school-going, Ivy League legacy-admits (excluding the utter embarrassment that is Cornell, with its-- horrors-- agriculture school!!), and Stanford alums.
The institution of the University of Michigan itself is beyond reproach in all aspects of its operations, the campus is the most beautiful in the nation, and the glorified bowl-sunk-into-the-ground-on-steroids is the most majestic of college football stadiums in the land (owing, of course, to its understated, tasteful simplicity), an austere, ambrosial amalgamation of gridiron godliness. A veritable Temple of Delphi in which Coach Harbaugh is the irreproachable Oracle. In fact, I'm stunned that the Big Ten requires Michigan to play road games, let alone adhere to arcane recruiting rules. The impertinence!
Michigan bestrides the Midwest, nay the globe, as a Colossus, lord of the manor deigning to drop crumbs along its periphery for the gleaning serfs eking out subsistence on the margins. It's alumni are all at least three standard deviations above-average, good-looking, of sparkling intelligence, witty, urbane, refined, having impeccable taste, brave and charismatic.
Any suggestion to the contrary is not simply boorish, and saturated in ignorance, but borders on blasphemy.
Be so chastened, my unwashed Illini brothers and sisters, as we repair to our mud hovels to await the new football season soon upon us with the livestock that inhabit our dwellings.
We are just the luckiest foul entity to be able to worship the maize & blue....
Hail to the Victor's, Oh mightiest of the universe....To thyn own self be true.......