Recent content by RedRocksIllini

Hard to believe ASU isn't winning every game by 30 this year. TOO MANY ADJUSTMENTS!!!?

Double reference.

Can't believe how much I already miss Tom Allen.

This was a lot funnier when I read it wrong.

This a million times over.

3. Adding those horrible crunch berries to Cap'n Crunch.

I'd settle for five.

Three

I love this logic of changing plays. Why on earth would you pick 12 plays but then only change 6 of them? Why not change all 12..or, for that matter, change all roughly 180 plays in the game? Everybody should be undefeated using this method. Well...except for Beckman. He would have somehow...

The second half timeout usage was...special, maybe? Not sure it mattered to the outcome of the game but it felt like we used up all our timeouts coming out of the tunnel for the second half.

I did learn a few things from these announcers. Apparently we have a Coach Looney. The state is pronounced Illinoise and the team is the Illinis.

Guess you've never heard Gus Johnson call a game.

According to the internets, Maryland plays on something called FieldTurf (same thing we have). Rain could still be a factor but we'd better hope for a Caddyshack-level storm.

Said the same at OSU. Seems to be a canned phrase he's learned to throw out at the intro presser. Or he just has a lot of dreams.

Worst ever fierljeppen.